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Created on 2006-05-17 00:25:48 (#10254251), last updated 2006-07-27
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Basic Info| Name: | johnny_crass |
|---|---|
| Birthdate: | 05-12 |
| Location: | Salt Lake City, UT |
| Website: | Salt City Derby Girls |
BioI'm the man women want and men wish they were. I've got looks, I've got style, and I've got the voice that makes women wet in an instant. That's why I'm an announcer for the Salt City Derby Girls, an all women's Flat Track Rollerderby League.
They wanted the best, and they got me.
I can assure you all the fine rollerbitches in this league want to nail me. That's why they're always fighting each other on the track... they each want to be the one to meet up with yours truly after the game. I keep telling 'em "There's enough Johnny to go around", but they insist on fighting over me anyway. That's alright though... I enjoy a good catfight as much as the next guy. Especially when it's over me.
See you all at the track. Please keep autograph requests to a minimum. If you're a hot chick, I'll give you my number. If you're not, I'll give you the referee's number.
They wanted the best, and they got me.
I can assure you all the fine rollerbitches in this league want to nail me. That's why they're always fighting each other on the track... they each want to be the one to meet up with yours truly after the game. I keep telling 'em "There's enough Johnny to go around", but they insist on fighting over me anyway. That's alright though... I enjoy a good catfight as much as the next guy. Especially when it's over me.
See you all at the track. Please keep autograph requests to a minimum. If you're a hot chick, I'll give you my number. If you're not, I'll give you the referee's number.
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